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Name: Johnny
Location: California, United States
Birthday: 11/4/1982
Gender: Male


Expertise: Chillaxin, AIM, Marvel Vs. Capcom, SPIDERMAN!!! School workin it,
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Member Since: 1/24/2003

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Hmmmm....should I bring Xanga back?!


Wednesday, October 13, 2004

WTF its Myk: You have entered the secret dungeon!
WTF its Myk: Please choose your character.
WTF its Myk: Warrior
WTF its Myk: Mage
WTF its Myk: Dragoon
WTF its Myk: Beastmaster
WTF its Myk: Ninja
iBNe0: BEASTMASTER
WTF its Myk: Samurai
iBNe0: enter
WTF its Myk: iBNe0 calls upon Bear.
WTF its Myk: The Bear rapes iBNe0.
iBNe0: raaaaaaaaawr
iBNe0: what?!
WTF its Myk: Continue?
WTF its Myk: 10
iBNe0: get in fetal postion!!
WTF its Myk: 9
WTF its Myk: 8
iBNe0: fetal postion!
WTF its Myk: 7
WTF its Myk: 6
WTF its Myk: 5
WTF its Myk: 4
WTF its Myk: 3
iBNe0: wait.!!
iBNe0: ok ok!
iBNe0: continue!
WTF its Myk: Welcome back iBNe0!
WTF its Myk: Please choose your character.
iBNe0: Ninja
WTF its Myk: You see a guard. Do you:
a) sneak past him
b) sneak behind him and slit his throat
iBNe0: b
WTF its Myk: You are drawn to his masculine figure and proceed to make love to him.
WTF its Myk: Continue?
WTF its Myk: 10
WTF its Myk: 9
iBNe0: A
iBNe0: choose A
WTF its Myk: 8
WTF its Myk: 7
iBNe0: sneak past
WTF its Myk: 6
WTF its Myk: 5
WTF its Myk: 4
iBNe0: continue
WTF its Myk: 3
WTF its Myk: Welcome back iBNe0!
WTF its Myk: Choose your character.
iBNe0: Mage
WTF its Myk: You encounter a wall of ice. Choose a spell to cast.
iBNe0: Fire
WTF its Myk: Congratulations. You melt the wall of ice. Do you wish to proceed?
iBNe0: yes
WTF its Myk: iBNe0 the MAGE dies.
WTF its Myk: Continue?
WTF its Myk: 10
iBNe0: continue
WTF its Myk: Please choose a class.
WTF its Myk: Fighter
WTF its Myk: Defender
WTF its Myk: WhiteMage
WTF its Myk: BlackMage
WTF its Myk: Beastmaster
iBNe0: fighter!
WTF its Myk: Please choose your weapon.
WTF its Myk: Sword, Axe, Spear
iBNe0: axe
WTF its Myk: Please choose bonus ability.
WTF its Myk: Increased Attack, Increased Defense
iBNe0: Increased Attack
WTF its Myk: Entering cave...
WTF its Myk: You encounter CaveBat.
WTF its Myk: You take 2 damage.
WTF its Myk: You defeat the CaveBat.
WTF its Myk: You come to a fork in the path.
WTF its Myk: To the left, you see a light.
WTF its Myk: To the right, you hear voices.
iBNe0: right
WTF its Myk: You encounter a Beastmaster being raped by a bear.
iBNe0: hey!


so...im not dead yet. still alive. still livin. i think the last time i updated was July 8...ya. its now Octover 13th.  i went to a wedding in Temcula over the weekend. how come everyone thinks im 18? i almost couldnt get booze at the wedding...but it was all family anyway so that issue was quickly solved ^_^ i locked my keys in my car again during the wedding, but AAA came to the rescue.  I lost my phone again too. i drank almost an entire jug of Carlos Rossi wine and got waaaay drunk, i felt like jeff. being that drunk reminded me of my highschool days when i first discovered alcohol and would get shit-faced every weekend.  Anyway, i think Brandon tackled me and i fell down on some grass, i blacked out halfway because i dont even remember coming home. long story short, i was short 1 flip phone.

oh yea, i went to Vegas for Tims birthday. i was on the blackjack tables from 2 pm - 11pm. i went in with 30 bucks and walked away with 520. i bought a guitar amp with the money and now i shred strings like Axel Rose bitches!

i switched rooms with tim. here are some pictures of my walls and stuff

ya, and i have a cool rug on the floor plus nice smelling candles ^_^ my room smells yummy.

somebody stole my backpack!! honestly, who steals a backpack?? right out of my car, too! so ya, i lost all the books i bought for the school year;  one $80 history book, $60 english, plus a graphing calc. stupid backpack thiefs!

oh ya, im also going to pursue becoming a lawyer.  i'll go to georgia sometime after schooling and work for my cousin who happens to be one of Georgia's top lawyers. so ya, i think i have a major im going to stick with...but Gavin suggested i become a banker like my father and own wells fargo from the ground up...just like dear old daddy

show me love, i havent posted in 3 months

 

WTF its Myk: 8==========D
iBNe0: hmmm
iBNe0: bigger pls
WTF its Myk: rub.exe
iBNe0: *enter*
WTF its Myk: You have performed an illegal operation. Windows will now shut down.
iBNe0: no nooooo!!
iBNe0: windows help.exe
WTF its Myk: To avoid this problem in the future, please check the age of your potential victims.
iBNe0: mom?
WTF its Myk: ...


Thursday, July 08, 2004

Gee golly gosh. its been like 3 months since i updated. FINALLY moved into the new house. right on Montezuma. all the honey babies walk right past the house..."The Pebble House". 4th of July rocked my box0rz off. went to Pacific Beach at 10 am and drank all day long. left the beach at about 5 or so. i saw so many people at the beach. saw some co workers and people from bakersfield that i havent seen since junior high. good times. during all the drinking and mayhem Chris O'doherty decided to wade out into the water. i sniped him. i saw him and i went running full blast and dove at him. but i was drunk...so i completely missed him. plus i totally forgot my phone was in my pocket, goodbye phone. i spent the next 4 days without a phone but now i have one of those flip phones but now i have no phone #'s but now you can give me all your phone #'s shoot the J...SHOOT IT!!

work is nice, sometimes. i like when we have 3 hosts on duty but only 1 (me) is bussing the entire restaurant. what are the other 2 hosts doing? standing by the door talking. and no, its not just a once a month thing when this happens...this is how it is whenever i work and there are 3 hosts on duty. oh well, at least they're giving me saturday and sundays off.

finally got the house in good condition. the first few days nobody could even walk through the living room because of all the boxes. Now the living room is clean. rooms are lookin nice. we're getting a big ol couch, 40 inch tv, and some other stuff...ya, we're baller.

Jeff kinda moved in...he just lives in JR's tiny room and eats all our food. j/k  he's wearing a shirt right now that says "Eat Shit" with a picture of the Carls Jr. star with shit smudged all over its upper lip.

we have two 12 inch speaker boxes plus my old two 15 inch speaker boxes in the front living room...the ground shakes when we blast music baby.

we met our neighbors from across the street. they're having a bikini/martini party this weekend. they have a sick house as well. card table, foose (sp?) ball table, and pool table. plus its a 2 story house.

welp, time to do other things. show me love gimme eprops.

EXPO!


Saturday, May 29, 2004

sometimes i wish i could be as cool as jeff batas, i mean, dood, c'mon, he's IWant2LiqYou, SO cool, i'm glad he's one of my bestest friends, that makes me sort of cool by association, man, he's rad

look at jeff's suit, pink shirt black everything else, SO hunky



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