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Name: Johnny Country: United States State: California Birthday: 11/4/1982 Gender: Male
Expertise: Chillaxin, AIM, Marvel Vs. Capcom, SPIDERMAN!!! School workin it,
Occupation: Student Industry: Business
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Member Since:
1/24/2003
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| Hmmmm....should I bring Xanga back?! | | |
| WTF its Myk: You have entered the secret dungeon! WTF its Myk: Please choose your character. WTF its Myk: Warrior WTF its Myk: Mage WTF its Myk: Dragoon WTF its Myk: Beastmaster WTF its Myk: Ninja iBNe0: BEASTMASTER WTF its Myk: Samurai iBNe0: enter WTF its Myk: iBNe0 calls upon Bear. WTF its Myk: The Bear rapes iBNe0. iBNe0: raaaaaaaaawr iBNe0: what?! WTF its Myk: Continue? WTF its Myk: 10 iBNe0: get in fetal postion!! WTF its Myk: 9 WTF its Myk: 8 iBNe0: fetal postion! WTF its Myk: 7 WTF its Myk: 6 WTF its Myk: 5 WTF its Myk: 4 WTF its Myk: 3 iBNe0: wait.!! iBNe0: ok ok! iBNe0: continue! WTF its Myk: Welcome back iBNe0! WTF its Myk: Please choose your character. iBNe0: Ninja WTF its Myk: You see a guard. Do you: a) sneak past him b) sneak behind him and slit his throat iBNe0: b WTF its Myk: You are drawn to his masculine figure and proceed to make love to him. WTF its Myk: Continue? WTF its Myk: 10 WTF its Myk: 9 iBNe0: A iBNe0: choose A WTF its Myk: 8 WTF its Myk: 7 iBNe0: sneak past WTF its Myk: 6 WTF its Myk: 5 WTF its Myk: 4 iBNe0: continue WTF its Myk: 3 WTF its Myk: Welcome back iBNe0! WTF its Myk: Choose your character. iBNe0: Mage WTF its Myk: You encounter a wall of ice. Choose a spell to cast. iBNe0: Fire WTF its Myk: Congratulations. You melt the wall of ice. Do you wish to proceed? iBNe0: yes WTF its Myk: iBNe0 the MAGE dies. WTF its Myk: Continue? WTF its Myk: 10 iBNe0: continue WTF its Myk: Please choose a class. WTF its Myk: Fighter WTF its Myk: Defender WTF its Myk: WhiteMage WTF its Myk: BlackMage WTF its Myk: Beastmaster iBNe0: fighter! WTF its Myk: Please choose your weapon. WTF its Myk: Sword, Axe, Spear iBNe0: axe WTF its Myk: Please choose bonus ability. WTF its Myk: Increased Attack, Increased Defense iBNe0: Increased Attack WTF its Myk: Entering cave... WTF its Myk: You encounter CaveBat. WTF its Myk: You take 2 damage. WTF its Myk: You defeat the CaveBat. WTF its Myk: You come to a fork in the path. WTF its Myk: To the left, you see a light. WTF its Myk: To the right, you hear voices. iBNe0: right WTF its Myk: You encounter a Beastmaster being raped by a bear. iBNe0: hey! | | |
| so...im not dead yet. still alive. still livin. i think the last time i updated was July 8...ya. its now Octover 13th. i went to a wedding in Temcula over the weekend. how come everyone thinks im 18? i almost couldnt get booze at the wedding...but it was all family anyway so that issue was quickly solved ^_^ i locked my keys in my car again during the wedding, but AAA came to the rescue. I lost my phone again too. i drank almost an entire jug of Carlos Rossi wine and got waaaay drunk, i felt like jeff. being that drunk reminded me of my highschool days when i first discovered alcohol and would get shit-faced every weekend. Anyway, i think Brandon tackled me and i fell down on some grass, i blacked out halfway because i dont even remember coming home. long story short, i was short 1 flip phone.
oh yea, i went to Vegas for Tims birthday. i was on the blackjack tables from 2 pm - 11pm. i went in with 30 bucks and walked away with 520. i bought a guitar amp with the money and now i shred strings like Axel Rose bitches!
i switched rooms with tim. here are some pictures of my walls and stuff



ya, and i have a cool rug on the floor plus nice smelling candles ^_^ my room smells yummy.
somebody stole my backpack!! honestly, who steals a backpack?? right out of my car, too! so ya, i lost all the books i bought for the school year; one $80 history book, $60 english, plus a graphing calc. stupid backpack thiefs! 
oh ya, im also going to pursue becoming a lawyer. i'll go to georgia sometime after schooling and work for my cousin who happens to be one of Georgia's top lawyers. so ya, i think i have a major im going to stick with...but Gavin suggested i become a banker like my father and own wells fargo from the ground up...just like dear old daddy 
show me love, i havent posted in 3 months
WTF its Myk: 8==========D iBNe0: hmmm iBNe0: bigger pls  WTF its Myk: rub.exe iBNe0: *enter* WTF its Myk: You have performed an illegal operation. Windows will now shut down. iBNe0: no nooooo!! iBNe0: windows help.exe WTF its Myk: To avoid this problem in the future, please check the age of your potential victims. iBNe0: mom? WTF its Myk: ... | | |
| Gee golly gosh. its been like 3 months since i updated. FINALLY moved into the new house. right on Montezuma. all the honey babies walk right past the house..."The Pebble House". 4th of July rocked my box0rz off. went to Pacific Beach at 10 am and drank all day long. left the beach at about 5 or so. i saw so many people at the beach. saw some co workers and people from bakersfield that i havent seen since junior high. good times. during all the drinking and mayhem Chris O'doherty decided to wade out into the water. i sniped him. i saw him and i went running full blast and dove at him. but i was drunk...so i completely missed him. plus i totally forgot my phone was in my pocket, goodbye phone. i spent the next 4 days without a phone but now i have one of those flip phones but now i have no phone #'s but now you can give me all your phone #'s shoot the J...SHOOT IT!!
work is nice, sometimes. i like when we have 3 hosts on duty but only 1 (me) is bussing the entire restaurant. what are the other 2 hosts doing? standing by the door talking. and no, its not just a once a month thing when this happens...this is how it is whenever i work and there are 3 hosts on duty. oh well, at least they're giving me saturday and sundays off.
finally got the house in good condition. the first few days nobody could even walk through the living room because of all the boxes. Now the living room is clean. rooms are lookin nice. we're getting a big ol couch, 40 inch tv, and some other stuff...ya, we're baller.
Jeff kinda moved in...he just lives in JR's tiny room and eats all our food. j/k he's wearing a shirt right now that says "Eat Shit" with a picture of the Carls Jr. star with shit smudged all over its upper lip.
we have two 12 inch speaker boxes plus my old two 15 inch speaker boxes in the front living room...the ground shakes when we blast music baby.
we met our neighbors from across the street. they're having a bikini/martini party this weekend. they have a sick house as well. card table, foose (sp?) ball table, and pool table. plus its a 2 story house.
welp, time to do other things. show me love gimme eprops.
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| sometimes i wish i could be as cool as jeff batas, i mean, dood, c'mon, he's IWant2LiqYou, SO cool, i'm glad he's one of my bestest friends, that makes me sort of cool by association, man, he's rad 

look at jeff's suit, pink shirt black everything else, SO hunky  | | |
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